Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Heroin Rolls

And so I have decided to create this blog, as I had a revelation during today, and felt it necessary. Thought of documenting the everyday adventures of an average guy, average life, average pretty much most things. Wearing your average tracksuit, average jumper, aver (like I said) everything.
   Was having a buttered roll with crisps in it, and discovered that, for the first time in a while, everything seemed ok. No pressure, no anxiety, just the simple bread and crisps. Call me simple, I'd probably agree. But we aren't prone to these sort of moments, are we? I say no. It was just in that moment I was happy. Pretty average happiness I guess. I felt like sharing this, as it let me realise that it truly (ready for the stereotypicalness to explode and simulatneously implode? I am) is the small things that will make you happy. Brightened my day somewhat, in an average way.
   Another thing that I realised was this moment was not to last, but this was not a sad aspect. It just let me appreciate this piece of tasty for what it was. I wasn't thinking about what it would taste like next time; how I would feel; how fucking cloudy it would be. No. I just let myself enjoy it. Yeah, I havn't had crisps in a while, that may have helped. I relate it to many accounts of heroin. You spend your whole life chasing that first hit, but you never find it. Yes, this crisp roll blew my mind like heroin. No, I have never done heroin. Hipster.
   Im lying here with my stolen hat from my friend (not so average but hey, everything in moderation (average-ity)) listening to BVA MC, having my whiskey. Writing. Life is good as of now. Might have a crisp-heroin roll soon. I'll see. Out. Script.